The alien that comes from a planet far far away talks to me and thus said to me
One thing really puzzles us about your planet. When we look at your maps, we see mountains where your maps say they are. We see water, where your maps say there are sees and oceans. But what we do not see are these straight lines and the countries you put on the map, our computer models show no such lines on your planet. Where are they, or do we not posses the technology to see them?